“Honey, I’m home! I got bad news; I’m not going to have
a job for a while.”
“What happened?”
“Apparently some aliens started attacking the city,
destroyed everything.”
“So the aliens ruined the office?”
“Well I think they were
aliens. They looked like aliens but then they all kinda just shut down like
robots when Iron Man threw that A-bomb the army shot at the city at their mother ship! Come to think of it, the army totally just tried to wipe out the entire city! Anyway they weren’t anywhere near the office. But the Hulk came out of
nowhere destroying three floors.”
“How long will it take the
company to rebuild?”
“They can’t, Jim says they
didn’t have Hulk insurance.”
“Oh how awful! But why did
it take you so long to get home then?”
“Subway was down;
apparently something happened to one of the trains,
…had to take a cab back and
the traffic was terrible.”
“Oh dear, well if that
wasn’t bad enough, Timmy will have to be moved schools.”
“What happened?”
“The letter from the
principle says a giant lizard smashed through it. No one’s allowed back until
repairs are made.”
“Man, what a day! Hey,
let’s say we do something to get our minds off of it? Want to check out that
new Stark Expo across town?”
“We can’t, It’s been closed
down!”
“Why?”
“A bunch of robots went
crazy and started shooting everything up...
...the Johnsons were there
when it happened, little Becky got crushed by a robot Iron Man shot out of the
sky.”
“Oh that’s a shame! And so
soon after they lost both their sons! I remember how excited they were to be
working as security guards on Liberty Island.”
“Yes and then they had to
get stomped to death by that Toad character.”
“Actually, only Johnny got
stomped; Frank Jr. got turned into a mutant by Magneto’s machine and then had
his body painfully reject the process.”
“Oh that’s right.”
“I’m going to watch tv. Oh damn, the tv’s out!
Honey...
...is there anything wrong with the reception?”
